Candidate #2: (groans as he tries to crack his lower back).
Me: Still hurting, eh?
C2: My back has been killing me all week.
Me: Too much sex, eh?
C2: (laughing) I guess...
Me: (Deadpanning) Don't worry, I'll fuck you limber yet.
C2: (stunned silence before breaking out into a huge laugh) You need to put that on a t-shirt.
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